"Mold Me"
Mass commercialism
Teach communism is bad
Brittany Spears is my role-model

I'm dying to be thin, because everyone knows thin is in
I cringe at the thought of ice cream---
Real ice cream, not that fake fat-free shit


I wear Abercrombie and Finch,
The Gap was so yesterday
And Doc Martin, lets not mention him


Oh my God, I got a zit
The world is ending as we know it
I can't go out with the quarterback now


My teeth aren't straight, only a teeny bit crooked
Let my parents pay thousands to fix my flaw
They can afford it, they have to pay for my love


My breast aren't as big as I want them
I will get implants -- maybe a C, even a D
But thats of course when I am 17


Mold me and shape me
Let me be what you want me to be